and aksident is going to ride a motorcycle...
and cheesy_reads is going to ride a motorcycle...
and stodgycat is going to ride a motorcycle...
and I'm going to have four kids and they are going to ride a motorcycle!

Look at this! I can slide!

Happy 2nd Birthday to Me!!!

I got some cars, and jigsaw puzzles, and and, a train set, and a fire truck! After easter egg hunting, and playing freeze tag, and cake, I even went to bed early!

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So we went to this castle for a wedding tonight, and I wasn't happy with anything. I ran around, flirted with women, threw food, punched my brother and played with the lego dragons that they had on display in front of the cake. I kept taking their tongues out while stodgycat put them back. He's not too bright. I roared like a dragon and ran across the floor, sat down outside on damp staircases and climbed up several flights of steps. By the time I left I was exhausted, I waved bye to people and have been asleep ever since, haven't even woke up tonight for my usual 1am meeting with Dad. Lucky him.

I stayed up until New Year's... It was alot of fun... I got kissed by a girl!!!

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In October I helped punkwalrus see the light (8 points). In February I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last month I gave cheesy_reads a kiss (1000 points). In July I had a really poopy diaper (-1 points). Last Wednesday triggur and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Overall, I've been nice (1012 points). For Christmas I deserve some new bathtoys! Sincerely, stodgyspike

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Dad finally got up the pics of my first introduction to solid food... mmmmmmm Rice Cereal

My first tooth has come in, it is a lower one down in front. My sister Scarlet is getting her grown up tooth in the same place!

One minute I was laying on my belly looking at blocks, the next minute I found myself flat on my back. I rolled over and it scared the crap out of me! But I did it three more times, so now I am ready to roll to the kitchen and get some pizza!

Apparently babies are suppose to wait until their fifth month to roll over but I did it in three... my parents are so proud.

Some crazy cat came up to me at a party and tried to sniff my feet. So I kicked him right in his feline nose. Showed him.

So Mom took me to the doctor today, and then they weighed me, and checked me out all over, and after that they shot me. I cried. I've been achy all day. :(

My younger older sister stuck this thing in my face. Reluctantly, I licked it and then starting sucking it. It had milk! It was like Mom! Very exciting, and then it was out. I looked at my sister trying to ask "Hey where's the milk." But Mom came in then and solved everything.


Later my Dad and the other kids played Croquet while Mom and I sat and watched.

So yeah, I did all kinds of things last month:

I played with my Mom's friend Sara, who took all kinds of pictures of me and my big brother. My big brother celebrated his birthday last month, and I got to meet all kinds of relatives.


I've learned to coo and squeak and giggle and squawk. I danced to funky music at a blues party and climbed Sugarloaf last weekend! OK, I didn't climb the mountain, but I rode in a front-loading papoose. That was weird. It was exhausting getting up the hill anyway.


Next, I have to learn how to roll over, if nothing else so I can escape from my siblings when they smother me with affection. My bassinet has this brightly colored loud thing that plays snippets of a bunch of songs. It keeps changing music and that annoys me.


Last week I discovered TV, I like Stargate SG-1. Pretty much any woman with short hair reminds me of my big sister. OK, time for bed, I will probably sleep through the night again.

I had this strange dream where the earth blew up and I was on this spaceship with a really hot chick. And I heard some really bad poetry and it was really confusing and made no sense.

I slept through most of the movie, I decided I needed some food right around the most exciting part, and then the mushy part came and my dad hit me in the head! He was trying to hold mom's hand.

I was ok, all in all I had a good time, no crying... :)

it was awful... ppt ppt all that hair! and the smell! This giant ball of fur got right in my face and kept sniffing me and licking me and yuck.



I cried.

So that's a dog...

Today I went to my older sister's dance recital. She was a table! I slept through it. But now I have plenty of energy to stay up all night with Mom. I like Mom she is great. I talked to Dad over the phone and told him all about the dance, but my baby voice made it come out like a bunch of squawks! I laid around for the most part today. My Dad came home late and laid next to me with Mom on the other side of me. I talked to him again for a few minutes but he still doesn't understand, so I got quiet and looked at his colorful shirt instead.

My older siblings came to the hospital to see me! They are all fussing over me. They all match in their blue clothes. My brother showed me his belly button. My sisters all can't wait to hold me... My dad is still taking pictures.

Completely fagged out after several hours of labor. Scary giants in masks stuck a vacuum cleaner up my nose and down my throat. Then they put me on this flat thing that was all warm, and then this fat hairy giant flashed this bright light in my face. I looked, well I looked just like my picture.